RECIPE: Sex in a Dumpster

  • 1 oz. warm Jaegermeister
  • head of cabbage
  • warm mayonnaise (optional)

Slice the cabbage in half, and hollow out some of the inner leaves and stem until you have a hole about the size of a golf ball. Pour a shot of warm Jaegermeister into the hollow, drink, and repeat until the pain goes away. If using the mayonnaise, dollop a tablespoon into the hollow before pouring the shot.

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