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RECIPE: Guinness Ice Cream

So this isn’t exactly our recipe–it’s one we received ages ago from someone Nick only talked to briefly online, and it was likely a third-party hand-off at that point as well. But since it was recently National Ice Cream Day, we figured a dark, boozy ice cream recipe was better shared with the world rather than sitting in the back aisles of a stodgy old email archive, so here it is!

  • 1/2 vanilla bean, split lengthwise
  • 1 cup whole milk
  • 1 cup heavy cream
  • 2/3 cup Guinness stout
  • 2 tablespoons plus 2 teaspoons molasses
  • 4 egg yolks
  • 1/3 cup sugar
  • 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract

In a medium saucepan, scrape in the vanilla bean seeds. Add the pod, milk, and cream. Bring to a boil over medium heat. Turn off the heat, cover the pan, and let the flavors infuse for 30 minutes.

Meanwhile, in a small saucepan over medium-high heat, whisk together the stout and molasses. Bring to a boil and turn off heat.

In a large mixing bowl, whisk the yolks, sugar, and vanilla extract. Whisk in a few tablespoons of the hot cream mixture, then slowly whisk in another 1/4 cup of the cream. Add the remaining cream in a steady stream, whisking constantly. Pour the mixture back into the saucepan.

Stir the beer mixture into the cream mixture. Cook the custard over medium heat, stirring often with a wooden spoon, for 6 to 8 minutes or until the custard thickens enough to coat the back of the spoon.

Strain the mixture into a bowl and refrigerate for at least 2 hours or overnight. Process the custard in an ice cream maker according to the manufacturer’s instructions.

Featured image is a stock photo by Daniel Twal from Pixabay

RECIPE: Kanaka Death Orgy

Shake all ingredients, except dark spiced rum,  with ice until combined and frothy. Strain into a tiki mug with fresh ice.  Top with dark spiced rum float (gentle pour to try to keep the rum together on top).  Garnish with all the fruit you can find!

Chai-Infused Whiskey

Combine 8 oz. Pendleton Whisky with 4 scoops of Blue Lotus Traditional Masala Chai in a mason jar or other air tight container.  Let set for at least a week.

You can also use 3-4 chai tea bags of your choice. Dip them briefly in hot water before adding to the whisky to get a more potent spice flavor.

Episode 003 – Salty Bill’s Limp Richard

Episode Notes

Everyone knows at least one story about a Lover’s Lane ghost, but let’s call these specters what they really are: cockblockers. In this episode we investigate a trio of these incorporeal cockblockers–The Pitcher Man, The Bandage Man, and Skinned Tom. And in case you haven’t been blocked enough, a salty, foamy whiskey drink is on deck to try to finish you off. All this, plus Cait gives advice, Nick botches his audio, and both of them overshare about underage drinking.

*Technical Note: We had some serious technical issues this episode, and as a result sound quality has suffered. We apologize, and will iron out the wrinkles as well as we can for future episodes.

You can find the recipe for Salty Bill’s Limp Richard here.

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Have You Seen the Ghost of Tom? performed by Matt Griffo

Theme music is “Come Back Down” by The Lonely Wild, licensed through audiio.

Remember to drink responsibly and in accordance to your local laws. Don’t be our next ghost!

RECIPE: Salty Bill’s Limp Richard

Fill a pint glass with ice.  Add whisky & beer. Give a gentle stir.  Top with salted cream.

Salted Cream recipe:

  • 1/2 c heavy cream
  • 1/2 c 2% milk
  • 2 tbsp granulated sugar
  • 1/4 tsp sea salt

Combine ingredients in mixing bowl. Whip with an immersion blender or hand mixer approximately 3 minutes until frothy.